A police officer turned up at my door this morning. “Do the letters TG mean anything to you?” He said. “No.” I said. “What about RP?” “No, means nothing to me.” I said. “How about AH?” He asked. “Look,” I said “am I suspected of something?” “No sir.” He replied “These are just initial enquiries.”.
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Tommy was at the airport going through Customs. The Customs Officer stops him and asks, “What have you got in those two sacks on your shoulders?”
Tommy replies, “Just a lot of old mobile phones.”
The Customs Officer looks confused. “Why so many mobile phones?”
“Well, on my travels I got a call from my old mate, Jimmy. He told me he was starting a jazz band,” Tommy says. “I was impressed and asked if there was anything I could do to help. He said, ‘Can you bring me back two sacks of phones?’ and here I am…”
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