.......a couple of jokes received recently
...and this article from The Age caught my eye
Affect or effect; imply or infer: Are you getting it right? By David Astle

This excerpt in particular :

....Meanwhile, arses – the word – is spelled by the alternate letters of barristers,
which isn’t to suggest arse is an alternative label for the court performer.
That would be libel (defamatory remark via writing), or slander – if you said as much.